12/11/2024
Marine in a Blond Bar

An old, blind Marine accidentally stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, completely unaware of his surroundings. After feeling his way to the bar, he takes a seat and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

As he settles in, he suddenly yells, “Hey, anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The room goes dead silent.

From beside him, a deep, authoritative voice calmly responds, “Before you go any further, I think you should know a few things.”

The voice continues:

1. “The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.”

2. “The bouncer is also a blonde woman.”

3. “I’m a blonde, 6-foot-tall, 175-pound black belt in karate.”

4. “The woman beside me is a blonde professional weightlifter.”

5. “And the lady on your other side is a blonde professional wrestler.”

The room stays silent as the Marine pauses to process what he just heard.

After a moment, he chuckles softly and says, “You know what? Forget it. I don’t feel like explaining the joke five times.”

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