Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home...
Humor
I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they’ve never even...
Life tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your...
Corn laying out at the pool. I TOLD HIM TO LAY OFF THE TANNING...
“When I think about you, I touch myself” – Meaning I rub my temples...
“What’s your favorite childhood memory?” Not paying bills.
Driver Pics The Music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole!
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on...
I’m proud of myself for not being fake. I’m difficult sometimes and have a...
I just realized that the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping...
Hickies are outdated. Give your man a Black eye so those chicks know you...
I don’t wanna adult anymore. Don’t even want to human. I wanna goat. Jump...
One more year like this and I’m swimming back to France. The Statue of...
I don’t like Clowns. Why, they scare you? No, they taste funny.
