The SPAM museum in Austin, MN, on May 13, 2016. Photo by Ackerman + Gruber @ackermangruber
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I swear to god, I need a personal assistant to help me with my digital:
I am going to venture to guess these cans of meat are great for “camping”, “the end of the world zombie apocalypse”, “nuclear war”, the Covid-19 Virus, or “an act of God”. I have never tried Spam and I don’t think I am missing much here, or maybe I am.
With the amount of Digital SPAM I receive such as bogus emails, robocalls, extended home warrantees for a house when I rent. I am half-jokingly thinking of buying stock in Hormel Foods Corp aka HRL from TD Ameritrade. In the past year, Spam stock has actually been doing well.
As one of our guys is a day trader, he is interested in the stock now, especially with the Covid-19 Virus pandemic. Any canned and long term food that keeps, their stock is probably going up. Keep in mind, YourDailyDistraction.com can not give legal advice.
Talk about stocks going up; how about throwing up? This is just too much:
The above is for sophisticated lives who want to take a ride on the wild side but still want to seem refined. But this guy sure seems to like his backwoods version of SPAM! “Spam the man I am”:
He looks nice enough and he has a nice Santa Clause smile, but that beard… maybe that is Santa’s son!? Rare sighting?
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