I’m proud of myself for not being fake. I’m difficult sometimes and have a...
Humor
I just realized that the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping...
Hickies are outdated. Give your man a Black eye so those chicks know you...
I don’t wanna adult anymore. Don’t even want to human. I wanna goat. Jump...
One more year like this and I’m swimming back to France. The Statue of...
I don’t like Clowns. Why, they scare you? No, they taste funny.
White smoke emanates from a Wuhan Lab chimney, a signaling new variant has been...
The Warriors is a 1979 American action crime thriller film directed by Walter Hill. Based on Sol Yurick‘s 1965 novel of the...
Two of the greatest qualities of life are: Patience and Wisdom
Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to...
I’m old enough to remember the very first TED talk. It was most excellent.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” just...
When you ask me how I am doing, and I say, “I’m Functioning,” this...
The Amish (/ˈɑːmɪʃ/; Pennsylvania German: Amish; German: Amische), formally the Old Order Amish, are a group of traditionalist Anabaptist Christian church fellowships with Swiss...
An apple a day is bullshit. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow...
