“When I think about you, I touch myself” – Meaning I rub my temples...
Humor
“What’s your favorite childhood memory?” Not paying bills.
Driver Pics The Music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole!
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on...
I’m proud of myself for not being fake. I’m difficult sometimes and have a...
I just realized that the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping...
Hickies are outdated. Give your man a Black eye so those chicks know you...
I don’t wanna adult anymore. Don’t even want to human. I wanna goat. Jump...
One more year like this and I’m swimming back to France. The Statue of...
I don’t like Clowns. Why, they scare you? No, they taste funny.
White smoke emanates from a Wuhan Lab chimney, a signaling new variant has been...
The Warriors is a 1979 American action crime thriller film directed by Walter Hill. Based on Sol Yurick‘s 1965 novel of the...
Two of the greatest qualities of life are: Patience and Wisdom
Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to...
