Oh, I’ll Make It Weird. I’ll Make It Weird As Fuck.
Tough times call for tough decisions. I have rented out the basement.
I’m making a movie about composers. I am playing Beethoven. I’ll be Mozart! Stop...
I hate when people say act like an adult. Have you seen adults lately?...
If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb. I’m having a staff...
Bring that beat back!
I post a lot of stupid, silly crap on here for one reason…so that...
Social media made y’all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched...
Moving The Tv To Another Room In The 90’s
And this my friends is how I ended up in the storm drain
I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me…
Citizens of Chicago Be Like “Cover me, I’m going to the Grocery Store”
Therapist: “How do we handle someone who “hates” us for no reason” Me: Give...