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Humor
How bad do things have to be for both of these to be in...
“Fuck” in various tones.
We’re not going to make it, are we… Wash inside out. Remove Child Before...
There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body! Some people are capable...
Sometimes the best therapy is drinking and talking shit with your besties.
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into...
Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home...
I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they’ve never even...
Life tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your...
Corn laying out at the pool. I TOLD HIM TO LAY OFF THE TANNING...
“What’s your favorite childhood memory?” Not paying bills.
Driver Pics The Music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole!
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on...
