We’re not going to make it, are we… Wash inside out. Remove Child Before...
Humor
There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body! Some people are capable...
Sometimes the best therapy is drinking and talking shit with your besties.
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into...
Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home...
I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they’ve never even...
Life tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your...
Corn laying out at the pool. I TOLD HIM TO LAY OFF THE TANNING...
“What’s your favorite childhood memory?” Not paying bills.
Driver Pics The Music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole!
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on...
I’m proud of myself for not being fake. I’m difficult sometimes and have a...
I just realized that the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping...
Hickies are outdated. Give your man a Black eye so those chicks know you...
