12/06/2024
Chicken Arms

You Can Buy Arms For Your Chicken

For all of you, farmers or homesteader’s out there looking to give confidence to your chicken(s)? Well, here you go. Quite a ridiculous idea but funny none the less. You can buy arms for your chicken, yes, yes, you now can. Think about it. You could be a “bro-ham” and want to exercise hardcore.

I mean, if you are going to have “free-range chickens” and be organic, you need to show off your “guns” to let people know who is boss. This is a great way to raise organic chickens without hormones. Free-range is like “yard” for inmates who want to get out and enjoy some fresh air but are pent up wanting to release some energy. But with free-range, there are no guards to keep watch if a fight breaks out. Case in point:

No animals were intentionally hurt. This is nature and not a cock fight.

But now, you can prevent this physical fight, and just have a show of your strength and you will never be challenged again! Don’t let your chicken(s) be bullied.

You can now shop and find some unique doll parts from this Etsy Seller, “Baby Doll Arms”. Its a unique business model, but hey, when you want to make your chicken feel at the top of the pecking order, you have to think outside of the box.

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Now, a little DIY mounting and your chicken will be ready to with confidence be able to free-range it!

Now, if you want to take your chicken to the next level with some self-defense classes for the free-range thugs, Bingo Player’s is offering personalized training.

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